PirateSoftware shares his take on whether Crimson Desert is worth playing.

Did you know he used to work for blizzard?

Mediocre beta male game reviewers. The amount of fucking slop you jizz your pants over and then hate on this. We all see through the pussy ass beta b!tches you are.

Save a cat - meet God sounds good to me I already bough the game, you don’t have to keep selling it to me

I'm not a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one

That summary alone.... I pet 4x dogs, carried a cat, walked around with a chicken while fighting...

He’s completely right. Played for 3 hours and had no fucking clue what was going on and felt like a walking simulator. Combat is very bad.

Are we complaining about the lack of realism in a fantasy game?

The idea that games need to have some crazy deep narrative to be fun is wild. Other than my game crashing every time I use the map I’ve been having a blast running around and exploring. Fighting etc. isn’t that the point? Go watch a movie if it bothers you

Wouldn’t trust his opinion like me throwing a fat guy

Fixated on story over gameplay lmao bro is directionaless in his life and it translates into the game

the way he describes it does make it sound eh and basic but then again it IS piratesoftware so no one should really care about what he says

Didn’t this guy lie about being a game dev or something?

Who cares what PirateSoftware thinks now a days though? Like regardless of the game, genuinely who gives a fuck about him now?

I wouldnt ever take his opinion or thoughts on a game to give me a reason to or not to play a game, hes probably never seen the world of BDO which this is set in,

Please edit your caption to "Former Blizzard employee PirateSoftware..."

"I don't have an answer for you yet." = "My opinion is whatever people agree is most popular. Since online reviews are wildly divided, I have no opinion yet even though I'm playing the game right now."

Well that sounds amazing. Lol. Fly in medieval times because you saved a cat. Makes perfect sense.

thanks for the laughs. I was sitting in bed next to the gf trying not to wake her up laughing at this clip. It got worse when I remembered you trying to fly off that cliff this morning, the wings thing not working, you dying then just hitting respawn and getting back up where you died like nothing happened. 10/10

@PirateSoftware has never had one good take in his entire life. he is a vile, cancerous manipulative p.o.s

how big of a mic do you need god damn

who cares what the nepo baby has to say

I stopped listening to him when it became clear that he cared more about giving Steven Sharif a blowbie than he did actually having good opinions.

pirate software doesn't really have game opinions, he has opportunity's to say he can do better or would have done differently, hes incapable of giving an honest opinion

Why yall so pressed about his opinion? It’s been said that the first 10 hours are bad. I can’t even look at bounties on the map without it crashing 😂

cockroach opinion don't matter

This guys opinion means nothing

people still watch him?

"saved a cat, cleaned a chimney, met god" lmfao

Clearly no one ever played dragons dogma

ugh I wish this dipshit with his fake deep voice would go away forever

That guy is against gamers. Who cares?

He keeps sharing his opinions about scam games like Ashes of Creation for months and months, but he cannot say anything about a game that is actually fully released lol. This guy is joke

as if anyone cares what this fuckwit has to say about anything