Please, please, please let this be Southampton’s actual defence 😂😂😂

"It's all Middlesbrough's fault for having an issue with our cheating, why can't they just fall to their knees and take it like the rest of our victims.. the slags.." - every Southampton fan ever

Why did the guy run off 🤣 Why did he alter his appearance?

Thick as mince meat, same as the ‘it was an iPhone’ and ‘it was only one game’

🤣🤣 Absolutely watertight that defense case. Thanks for that Lionel Hutz!! UTFB!!

Sweet baby Jesus. If ever one clip summed up a fan base. I thought it was just the stone island fans who were deluded. 🤣

It may have just been a coincidence he was there having a round of golf 🤣 Thought he was a bad spy but he's an even worse golfer if he plays with no clubs!

As a saints fan this was a painful listen. Then I read saints fans online praising him. Very odd.

if eckert doesn’t know, why is he storming out of press conferences 🤣🤣🤣 might have to introduce an iq test to go on talksport for people like this

Thus is what we have been hearing all week Fact We don’t deserve to go to the final as ultimately not good enough Fact Southampton cheated, charged and now should be thrown out and tie given to Hull

The biggest flaw in his argument is that if he wasn’t on the payroll they would have actually said “he doesn’t work for us” 🤣🤣

Can’t believe we’ve brought the game into ‘disrespute’ 😢😢😢

The thing I keep hearing is that it had no bearing on the match. The spying and the match are separate. They intended to gain a competitive advantage, whether they did or not doesn't actually matter. If we'd won we would still be pushing for punishment for them.

WOW, is this a joke call? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MattPB_ So why is this guy on team photos for manager of the month if he’s doing a project 🤦‍♀️

Kid was just making a scrap book for his “project “ He’s older than most their players and 6 yrs younger than their manager.

Typical scummer talking shite as usual !!!

Absolute bell end 🤣. Never heard so much shite in my life from that caller!

You know when someone says they’re going to ‘Fact Check’ you, they have the wrong facts 😂

I’m starting to question whether the north-south educational divide is a myth

I’m a Pompey fan so nobody would like to see Saints suffer more than me but I do think you’d struggle to actually prove he was working for Saints. Does it look like it? Yes, it looks like it. But the evidence is very circumstantial and deliberately so.

Bonkers

Remember Crook is a skate and a fraud.

Reading that kind of guff on here is bad enough, but hearing it out loud is absolutely wild isn’t it.

@MattPB_ 😳

@Boro_Breakdown They cheated but we are bringing the game in to disrepute. how dose he work that out haha.

Honestly, it perfectly captures the Southampton fanbase mindset — completely convinced they’ve done absolutely nothing wrong, and that it’s somehow Boro’s fault for having the audacity to point it out… thick as pigshit, the lot of them.

Fucking embarrassing

A project! 😭😂

They’re all fucking deranged!

Thick as a fucking brick👊

His LinkedIn stated that he worked at Southampton as a first-team intern analyst. According to his LinkedIn page before he deleted it, he had previously worked at Aston Villa. He obviously hasn’t updated his Derby University profile.

Of all the methods you can use now to record. Drones, micro cameras, and smart glasses. Why was he standing behind a tree with a mobile looking like he's spying on his ex.