Lord please don’t ever let me try this 🙏🏾😤😂😂😂 #

If I ever bite into fried paper leg💪🏾

It's trans chicken. You're a bigot if you say it doesn't taste just like fried chicken, bro. 🤣

“Don’t come see me, cause I’m a different nigga now.” I’m crying!😂😂😂😂

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Chesterfield, MO is very specific. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

If you're already using chicken broth just make actual chicken!

A new potluck dish to bring in.

What’s the point of marinating it in chicken broth just eat chicken😭

Dude premeditated running a whole prison ring over some dog treats. PLEASE don’t play with this man’s food.

Did she say, "fake wood & bones!?" 😵‍💫

He had his whole Villian origin story on hand! 😭

OMG I’m dead 🤣 💀 🤣

I love that he's thought out the entire outcome.

There's not a jury in America that would send him to prison. Just sayin...

He’s totally wrong. Considering prevailing dietary habits of the average American? They would never reach a unanimous verdict. Even with 12 vegans on a jury, there’s gonna be one who’s like, “but she used CHICKEN stock. CHICKEN. Vegetable stock was right there.”

Why do vegetarians and vegans always want to eat things that replicate actual meat? 😐...

I admit that I always wanted my chicken to be like the chicken on the flinstones. I guess like a corn dog but chicken: no gristle, no fat, just skin, meat and the ability to clean the bone in one bite.

He ain’t wrong and we need to learn let stuff be and stop always creating more BS. Like seriously 😂😂😂

It's not vegan, it's not vegetarian, it's not carb free, it's not fat free, there's absolutely no reason for this thing. I agree with him, there would be some serious bodily damage if someone made me eat that.

I'd dismiss the case TOTALLY justifiable homicide

She made some dog chew treats. 😂😂

That story is ready to be solt just put it on paper. That is it. That’s the whole thang. I didn’t condone violence and mayhem but sometimes the KARMA is earned. Rice paper fried chicken. The devil is a liar 🤥

The “dna all over the place”

@sappadabbado "They gone find me in Chesterfield, MO." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chesterfield, Mo is so specific…hide in the outlet mall though

As a man who has worked in that type of secure facility: we gave them fried chicken. Really decent fried chicken. Like, on the bone.

@chodkpa1 What she is doing is a crime and punishable with the death penalty. Just like adding raisins to potato salad lol

@MidasTouchmkt lmaooooooooo

He has an entire saga already in mind. 🤣🤣

It’s literally just vegan food. No one is forcing you to eat it. IDK why it’s even a big deal. Let that woman eat her food and you eat yours.

I’m kinda with this guy on this one 😆

Over fake chicken?

Wrapped around a dog treat 🤣🤣🤣