Postpartum analytics

Pretty sure she can top this considering her body built an entire human being. But okay bud, good job with reheating fucking food.

twin dad after a C-section..my numbers were Wilt Chamberlain-esque

Will has made breakfast 8 times since Thursday? Is he making breakfast for two and counting each serving as a time?

Who else can make 8 breakfasts in 5 days?? @_willcompton is the GOAT 🐐

All I heard was "incoming divorce".

Did you get any While you’re in there can you get me?

Bragging about basic things you’d do for your partner normally is crazy and shows how much you’re babied by her

Hall of fame level stats. 👏

My bottle washing stats would put me in the dad HOF.

Awesome stats! Give her 4 months of recovery minimum contract. C sections are not to be rushed out of. I have constant back pain from trying to get going 4-6 weeks post c section. 🙏🙏🙏