Preparing for the second Civil War

The only war my man is fighting is with cholesterol

Bring it on fat boy.

Will there be snacks?

fucking meal team 6 over here

Are you referring to his body and glucose?

No but I should have been

of course the people that he’s fighting with are not going to fight back and they have no arms

One gut punch and he’s going down.

Love the way the pistol gets hung up on his fat roll, lol!

🤣🤣🤣 Losing the pants vs armless mannequin, that's entertainment.

@LFaraday A dummy showing us how to beat-up a dummy.

"please don't move while I pull my pants up." 🤣🤣🤣

@Stewie0 Looks like he's preparing for the last bowl of pudding at Old County Buffet.

Preparing for a heart attack at wafflehouse

LMMFAO Like in combat the enemy just stands there whilst you crack your knuckles and hoist up your pants.🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣

So much win.

Or if you cut in front of him in line at the carving station at Golden Corral

I'd be pretty worried if I was a mannequin.

If it's against inanimate objects we found our new Rambo

@Lucialicious22 I'm afraid his ass won't survive long the way he looks

Wow. Good luck against all those mannequins, mate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I've seen that before ..

I didn’t take him serious until I saw the hat.

from the looks of chubbsy-ubbsy.....cookies, brownies, and corn dogs are needed to overcome his ferocity

@muddler_minnow The Gravy Seal is hard at work. His friend from Meal Team 6 is gonna help him in sustenance recovery after that grueling show of 'manliness'. 👇

Look at the angle of his fists as he throws straight shots to the ribs lol. This man gonna throw one of those into my mid section and break his wrists 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you for posting this, first, I always like it when someone is fatter than I am. It makes me feel good. Secondly, that’s the most exercise he’s gotten in years.

Pathetic.

Wow, it would be a real short civil war. Just run up a flight of stairs and these fools will be defeated.

Shoutout to whatever company made his belt - it's doing a lot of work here

It's all good when the target doesn't move or hit back. It looks like he's playing pattycake. Seriously, I'd be embarrassed to show that in public.

Why do useless fat blokes like me pretend to be tough? My defence would be that an attacker's punch would sink into the blubber & take yonks to extricate. Much like Mr Lardy here :-)

Oh so you’re gonna be in charge of the Chuck Wagon,well ok.

@tim181965 As long as he fights a real dude with no arms

Mannequin: And they call me a dummy!