Prison paperwork shows this inmate’s release date is 1/25/9999

Bruh… when you see a sentence that says “3yrs to Life” It makes you wonder… that’s a BIG range 😂

Almost 8 thousand years to go🙏😭

Shit at least he has a date to keep faith- jail niggas

Might as well put bro in one of these:

Nigga gone be a post apocalyptic cyborg brain in a jar

Homie is immortal

when people say nothing to lose….this is what they mean😂😂😂😂

might as well end it

They threw his key away frfr 💀

Dreamcast release date year

Big bro got banned irl

niggas gonna be living on mars bout time he get out

Bro if for some reason I ever fuck up and get more than 20 years before I can get out….. I’m just gonna start killing and raping in there

he was to get out two days after i was born😬

this is his lifes work, his greatest achievement, the fruits of his labor. i genuinely think hes wakes up everyday impressed like "yea nigga, im serving 15 life times nigga, im dat nigga, deez niggas aint got as much time as me, dey cant fuk wit my time"

my nigga what the fuck did you do?

@Whotfismick Good

It’s over cuh hang yourself

WHAT could bro have POSSIBLY done

Nigga gone be doing time in the after life damn shit say 9999💀

That boy ain’t never going home

Jesus gone be back before he gets out......Hope he stays prayed up

That’s so dumb bro just say life All the silly time lines no human alive would even make it too

@Whotfismick That is NUTS

Bro got banned from Xbox live but irl

Yeah I’m fucking dudes atp, might as well get some nice bussy. Maybe put them in a little skirt or something and get them all prettied up.

Perma banned

He never getting out. Stay on the porch stay free yoll. GL

Nigga got hit with the Xbox 360 banned

yo im fried asl