QT’s shower-tier routines

Man here. My shower tiers are: * No shower: This is when I roll out of bed with yesterday’s clothes still on, brush my teeth, and go. I have to set my seat lower in the car or else my cowlicking hair brushes the ceiling * Sink shower: I get my hair wet so I don’t have to lower my seat * Full shower: equivalent of this woman’s short shower * Sad shower: a men’s full, followed by 10-40 minutes of wolverine glowering meditation * Superman shower: men’s full, followed by 30 seconds of kinda cool water

@qtcinderella @mayahiga The craziest thing about that was at the end where she implies she does all that at the START of a day

@qtcinderella @mayahiga "and then you have a beautiful day" isn't it about time for bed by the time that's all done?

@qtcinderella @mayahiga Sounds about right on all the ones I know too.

@qtcinderella @mayahiga Men really don’t deserve all of the effort women put into looking good

@qtcinderella @mayahiga I’m maya

@qtcinderella @mayahiga When QT dropped the "nobody talks about that," a little glimmer of Mr. Show through my mind

@qtcinderella @mayahiga Not to be weird but QT sounds like she smells clean all the time. Also, Maya’s face 🤣

@qtcinderella @mayahiga Maya how many shower routines do you have?

@qtcinderella @mayahiga I was with QT until the clipping your toenails in the shower, that’s wild.