Ralphie had zero interest in running tonight

This Ralphie is an overgrown house pet. They need to respect that she absolutely hates being the mascot and should find a new mascot for next season. Full stop.

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Miss Peggy runs faster than this Ralphie 🤣

Looks like the actual buffs right now

That thing needs to enter the portal. North Dakota State can have it. Time for Ralphie 7. Went all the way to Texas for that.

Foreshadowing the game I guess……

This should be it for this Ralphie. That’s embarrassing.

Just like CU's offense! No interest in running!

Neither did Colorado.

She just can’t be bothered. I wanna be as unbothered as she is when I grow up. 😭

It’s already long overdue for a new ralphie :/ there’s never been more eyes on the program and many of them don’t know what an incredible sight a good ralphie run is