Rate this mans mustache on a scale of 1 - 10, go:

just as bad as this:

Zero. Imagine your whole identity being about facial hair.

0. Too much of a good thing is a bad thing. Unless you’re competing in gayest mustache competition.

Notice he did not make it through the door frame at the end there

Rated.

Here the thing. No woman finds this attractive.

I rate it stupid!

My mustache grows like that. I have impulsive thoughts to let it grow and wax it. But I'd look like Dastardly, I'm sure.

Yuck, too long. Looks like pubes that should have been trimmed years ago.

7.