Reckon we try David Bentley next

Remember being linked to Simao every summer?

Jermaine Pennant I’ve heard

How did we go from best run club in the league to this

Check your LinkedIn

Clint Dempsey might just get his boots ready 😬😬

Or David Brent

I use to play on the right at school ill play there for the club 😁

Next up for us and we still wouldn’t get him

Promising young winger Ben Gannon-Doak may be available? 😂😂

I’m just going to assume we bid for Neto tomorrow. Another Al Hilal linked winger

Let’s offer City 100 million for jack grealish at this point

All these bids are PR so when the investable happens and they sign no one they can’t be accused of having tried

What about Nabil??

We'll end up giving Chiesa a new contract

Any danger of you lads actually calling it out for the shit show it is, or will you just continue making silly jokes about it. You bunch of clowns 🤡

Bowen has always been the sensible choice