Remember this adorable video from yesterday showing dear leader Farage arriving at what was reported to be Reform's Clacton branch office to be met by a cheering crowd of pre-armed supporters? Well, sorry to tell you, all might not be as it was presented. 🧵

He'll be demanding an Oscar next.

lol 😂- we’ve already seen his Oscar winning acting skills…

Lovely family photo of happy Reform members delighted to see the great leader return to the land he soon hopes to conquer again. But what do you see? That's right, there's a sign pointing to the 'office' clearly saying Turf Sales. Another money-generating arm perhaps?

Let's do a reverse look-up on that phone number. Perhaps the Reform grass in Clacton is really greener than on the establishment side? Time to fire up Google maps...

That's odd, it's a farm in deepest rural Colchester. Perhaps someone's given Nigel a farm for bringing 33 election tourists to Clacton? We mustn't get suspicious. Problem with rural locations is they don't welcome Google's camera cars invading their turf and leaving tracks.

Let's see if we can find a low-level aerial shot, maybe it'll show us Nigel's helipad? Lovely image, but it's a bit old, and besides, this is just a working farm. Only Great Train Robbers hide out in farmyards. Still, it looks like a nice place away from pesky Times reporters.

Let's go back to that Google satellite image. It was taken this year, it looks like the farm has added a building. Nigel would approve of extra buildings. Using state-of-the-art Microsoft Paint, I've been able to carefully identify the scene. 🧑‍🌾Farage's Diddling Plot Farm.

Is this Fartage's Four Seasons Landscaping moment?? 🤔

@AWeeWumman Surely he’s not lying again….

@AWeeWumman At this stage, it's probably best to say that can't be the 'real' Nigel Farage. When you've got £5 million in your back pocket that you don't know what to do with, the temptation to sue people who use hurty words against you might prove overwhelming.

So not Clacton-some out of town shed, not locals, drone shot also shows the coach that brought them from London. Nice work LD.

This is George Wright, director of WRIGHT TURF LTD Clacton MP Nigel Farage donated a pound for each mile cycled by George Wright and his friends... Also, 2016: Farmer George Wright explains how his plan for 50 homes won support

I live in this area. Gt Bentley is halfway between Clacton and Colchester and pretty much in the absolute middle of nowhere. It became a part of the Clacton constituency in 2024 but is about as far as you can get from Clacton on Sea in both distance, socio-economic status and demographic.

Can you make a visit to the turf shop? Tell them there's some worn-out sod you'd like to see replaced in August.

Can you say 'Four Seasons Total Landscaping'?

As a resident of Clacton I can promise you 1/ this is not in Clacton 2/ these cunts we’re bused in 100%

So, a barn somewhere on the fringes of the constituency, with a vanload of his office staff and cronies, pretending he's being welcomed like a conquering hero. Bit sad innit.

Bussed in to a rural farm miles from Clacton. Total Landscape Gardening vibes 🤣🤣

@lookeyhere4 It’s showbiz for these guys they are playing everyone ..all on it for wages

Certainly does have the air of a certain orange thin skinned baby giving a press conference outside a landscaping firm after the 2020 election.

and as i learnt they weren't in clacton, my jaw stayed firmly in place

Is there not the coach used to ship the supporters in the clip at the start too? Parked up next to the buildings on the wide shot as he arrives

Happy memories!

"Translation: a hand-picked audience of professional sycophants and loyal simpletons, safely corralled on a random industrial estate where no actual members of the public might accidentally wander in and ruin the vibe."

There’s literally a coach in the background and I recognise at least two from Romford Reform. Absolutely shipped in. He will say he’s not safe to meet people in the open, won’t he.

Hidden far away from the iconic promenade and pier !!! Something amiss here Not like #Fraudage to maximise a photo opportunity But with Capt Mainwaring, corporal Jones, pike, Mrs pike all meeting away from novelty rock emporium speaks F volumes

Fine bit of investigative sleuthing there!

"Cheering crowd" taken there by coach as seen parked against one of the sheds. He has supplied himself with rent a mob. Everything about Faridge is staged, not real, contrived and for the camera. The wizard of Oz behind the screen is more honest.

So is Reform’s Clacton office a barn?? 😂😂😂

Funny the corrupt fucker did not include his marching band.....

If this is Wright Turf in Great Bentley that's still in the Clacton Constituency. There are plenty of dishonest things that Farage has done, but this may not be wrong.

Does he know where Clacton even is?

That's not the only lie that's come out of the @Nigel_Farage campaign recently .

Fitting place for him to be turfed out. Grass won't grow under his feet.

Wait, so the paid actors had to travel? Hope they get rewarded

Why is he wearing clown sized shoes? Appropriate, but rather odd. Maybe he keeps his cash in the toes.

The 4 Seasons Garden Centre was already booked

Four seasons landscaping?

@loopylozzalove He’ll probably conduct the entire campaign from secret rural locations, citing security concerns. 😂