respect your damn self

angry bryan is funny.

you never heard this before

ngl your face is actually starting to look younger compared to when you first started Blueprint

Wtf are you wearing 😆

I miss the old Bryan Johnson. The "u up" candle-holding Bryan Johnson

mate, with all the respect, you're not looking healthy :D

Brooooo, I love you but this is so cringe 😬

I can’t meet you for drinks tonight I’m running late to an important meeting

🤯

bryan going all out here

“But you know what’s not comfy as ****? Getting fat”