Resurrection rolls…

this line has me dead

Christians are obsessed with eating their savior. I should write a cookbook. “101 Ways to Cook Jesus”

The marshmallows melt and leave a hole that represents all of the holes in the Bible stories.

“Melted marshmallows prove that Jesus came back from the dead!” Seriously?!?

Methodist Jesus wants no part of this His holy vessel is a Pyrex dish

I remember making these on easter sunday at my church. soooo... Jesus the Marshmallow just expanded and blew up after we cooked him? like, he's still in there inside that Pillsbury Doughboy tomb... (it tasted okay tho)

I can't believe they figured out a way to make Jesus even whiter.

They repeated themselves so much about the crescent dough that they never actually explained why Jesus is a marshmallow… also it didn’t disappear, it melted, representing… Jesus decaying?

So there were 8 Jesus who all died the same way? And we’re they all buried in a happy face pattern together?

This video, its soundtrack and street billboard energy at the end would, if allowed to go viral, probably do more damage to High/Low church ecumenical relations than the debate about good deeds and salvation.