Rocket garden sprinkler [read more:

hopefully water pressure is optimal to keep balanced.. can be windy

Poor design. Most of the energy in the water is lost so the water doesn’t get thrown far. So not much of a sprinkler. More of a dribbler.

5 year old me wants one

considering how tiny that water umbrella is, my only reply can be;

I found it..

I’m probably showing my age here, but this existed in the 70s/80s

Wind?

😂😂😂

Just take my money please

Take my money please.