Same old Tuve. #BuiltForThis

He’s literally the entire offense 😭

hey have you heard anything like this before

He’s the only one doing anything on this team

Time for us to get hot 🤘🏼

3rd place. Losers.

use torpedo bats for everyone else

2,451

he has a buzzer

Easy to do when you cheat

SCORE RUNS HOLY FUCK

Does anyone besides altuve actually remember how to hit a baseball on this team, only guy over a .200 average