Schools in Texas now for some reason:

It's amazing how just adding an extra b to Bible makes for such a hilarious joke.

Just wait until they inevitably get sued over this.

Thank fuck I graduated 😭

Glad I graduated from HS long before this And that’s coming from a Christian who used to go to Church on sundays

Master shake can kneel ?

Why Kirby is replaced with a falafel?

Even if you're not religious, it is a densely-alluded to source of material. Helpful for understanding other literary allusions.

Who got that one version of this video?

It’s funny how everyone is acting like they’re forcing kids to read the whole bible and pray. It’s different stories depending on your grade. They’re mandating kids to read books and some of them are Bible stories. Not the whole thing

@tifa_glockhart

I just started reading the Bible and Ive never read a more hypocritical and batshit crazy story.

The entire foundation of American law is based on the Bible.

I remember when this was used for FNAF SFM's, it was specifically Helpy and Plushtrap for some reason

Good thing I graduated over a decade ago.

You question the words of the mighty Jimmy?!

Mark Levin?

insane

😂🤣😂🤣😂

@FrankieZaremba lol I graduated

The best part is shake kneeling. How long do you think they spent figuring out how a cup would kneel?

Don’t question Jimmy

what is gazpacho from chowder talkin about

This says the bibble