Scientists have recently invented a creature capable of scrolling 47 times faster than the average human I can now finally scroll this god forsaken app faster than ever before!

@Pal_zoology Has science gone too far? Many ethnics professors claim that is has.

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@Pal_zoology He's trying to play raid shadow legends

@Pal_zoology i've never seen a black gerbil before!! so cute <3

@Pal_zoology why's he going so fast? like damn little guy slow down

@Pal_zoology Wat is it?

They called it a gerbil

@Pal_zoology omg i want a gerbil now

@Pal_zoology is this a gerbil? he's so cute and round 😍

@Pal_zoology @u_n_l_0_c_k_e_d what is this little critter? it looks like a black pika

@Pal_zoology Just don’t get the poor guy a Truth Social account

@Pal_zoology @venuslovesrats

@Pal_zoology who knows, you might actually reach the bottom!

@Pal_zoology i have a gerbil who looks exactly like this 🥺🥺🥺

@Pal_zoology Did I read that right "invented a creature" That sentence alone would make a 1800 biologist kill himself

@Pal_zoology Why don't you give credit? This is Alvin and that's his account on Instagram:

@Pal_zoology Now the @mausekins can finally be put to something other than chewing duty! :p

@Pal_zoology time for the government to euthanize!