Self-checkout machines

Hahahahahaha! 👏👏👏 I have *words* quite often with the self-checkout people living inside the machines because they annoy me so much and now I can put a face to them!!! 😹😹😹

This is so true and brilliant! 😂🤣😂🤣

Sadly this is all too true. Brilliant. I won't use some shops with self checkout. Just won't use them. No I won't use them. NO I wo . . . ugh . . . bye x

Speaks to me on a deep level. Was brought to a complete standstill the other day trying to price an avocado. Fruit or veg? exotic?

Outstanding! 👏🏻

Honestly the best thing I have seen in a while. The last part about “you put your bag and I wasn’t expecting it” made me burst out laughing on the train. Well done !👏

Underrated tweet of the day

Having closed the only staffed till as I approached the other day, @sainsburys Middlesbrough had the pleasure of putting the contents of a fullish trolley back on the shelves after I walked out. I was fine with the £1 being handed to the shop manager, as a little bonus.

Oh my god that's superb 😂😂😂

@fitbatweets I love this this 🤣