send the asteroid

She’s got nothing on Suzanne

Omg

Nothing like being called broke during a showing by an RE agent who pulls up in a Kia Sorento

the deck is surprisingly underwhelming

I can fix her

Costs as much as a tract home in SoCal 🤣

Probably less lol

Asteroid warranted though

if anyone was wondering...

I'm not sure who even cares about this stuff, but hey, it got her a ton of press...so it worked.

She actually seems wonderful and I hope she makes all the money

Well, your bait helped her out! lol

@jamesonhaslam Helped her out how? I don’t live near there. WGAF

@jamesonhaslam Exposure pumps numbers, exploration and views.

Realtors are all scammers and its been the "soft" onlyfans for quite a while now

I’ll bet she watches herself in these videos an unhealthy number of times

I can only imagine how much the other real estate agents hate her 🤣

It’s a terrific sales tactic tbh Emasculate ppl into action Gotta be a Shelby Sapper 🌳

the 🐐

This is the funniest part. She looks like she just witnessed a murder the instant she has to start dancing

What's funny is her man definitely cannot afford that house lmao

I’d rather have 800 sq ft condo in south OC, but whatever floats your boat…even if it’s in Alabama. (I was stationed there. Meh)

Maybe that’s why it hasn’t sold

Almost positive this is lane kiffins new gf

Me to whoever decided to introduce brain-rot-inducing editing styles to the real estate industry...

This is what sent me over the edge #teamasteroid

If you ever see me do s*** like this I've been kidnapped and it's a sign that you should Rescue Me

I love her muscle memory from the club when the song kicks on.. all expression drains from her face so she can mug hard

The most offensive part of this vid is this is what poor people think money looks like

Women have life on easy mode, this bitch has never done anything objectively contributing to society in her life.

Is there a built in grill? I think I missed it

The video has 1.4m views on her page, probably +20m (maybe way more) if you add the reposts, stitches, cross-posting by haters Who knows how impactful this is in dollars and cents. When my post in feb of this year went viral, I don't think i got any new clients from it directly (between reposts, users who made videos on it, probably over 500m views) but it did help with page authority

Do people realize that their obsession with big expensive houses is really just banks and real estate agents extorting them for rediculous amounts of money? A large disconnect between perceived value and real value when it comes to material possessions is called being delusional

Funny enough she failed to sell it… it was just re listed by a guy.

I have 2 thoughts. First, that swing was an embarrassment to the entire sport of golf. Second, that house is soulless. Such an expensive waste of effort. There is no artistry whatsoever in that architecture.

This costs as much as a tear down in San Francisco

There are entire Instagrams devoted to mocking these

2.2 is well within reach for some Tuscaloosa NIL money.

Anddd the stunt worked. Whoever planned this did a great job because you shared it. And people who could buy it have now seen it. Soooo, send the asteroid your way i guess?😅

Cringe lol