she’s actually genius for this omg😭

Kid is going to grow up to be a bubble boy.

So do people hate everything? taking preventative measures against having your child stolen is pretty solid parenting. She might be a great mom who does watch her kids.

agreed😭

i mean some of these things make sense but it’s a bit overboard no?😭😭

@intomeyousee in the day & age where children & people in general are being abducted , abused , & harassed more than ever , i don’t think it’s overboard at all actually😭

This kid is allergic to gluten and peanuts I can tell from here.

Not even 12 and he’s already trying to quit nicotine 😔

The cruise is going to be over by the time she gets done with all that.

How we actually wanted it to end!

That poor kid going to grow up to be afraid to leave his moms basement. Probably end up being a Reddit mod

Or how about just watch your fuckin kids keep a eye on them at all times 🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

Kid just died here in hawaii while on vacation by drowning bc parents think they dont need to watch their kids on vacation. Gtfoh with this crap

AirTags are pointless on a cruise. Ship moving at 18knots with 18 levels stacked on top of each other with the gps source (users phones) having sporadic connectivity. All this does is give the parent a false sense of security.

What?? No shark repellant or bear spray?? No flares or ham radio?!

just tie a rope around him and drag him around at this rate wtf

Or she could be a responsible mother and keep an eye on him 🤷🏽‍♂️

She doesn't plan on watching him at all 😭

Does all this to protect her kid but has no problem blasting his face all over the internet for predators to see him, then show where she’s putting the tags so they can trash them. Yep, real Einstein here!! 🙄

Why did she cover his belly button?

Just stay home if you feel the need to do all that. 🤦

It would have been easier for her to just keep her eyes on him,not like the cruise would last forever.

I remember getting the ferry over to France as a kid and my parents menacingly saying in my ear: we don’t want to see you til we’re docking into Calais. Used to have a great time! 🤣

Or just don’t let your toddler run wild on a cruise?

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What's this circle for?

If only parents did this much work for kids when they go online!

This is fucking stupid. This is the perfect example of when people say "Creating a weak generation." And specifically for this, if you have to do all this, don't go on a cruise. It's not for you.

Jesus just stay home

What the heck is the belly button thing for

I mean, if you have to do all that to feel safe to have your kid on a cruise, you probably shouldn’t be taking him on a cruise.

This is just proof that the boy will get lost 😂😂😂

Just put him in a plastic bubble and let him roll

Among the red flags here are the cross of plasters on his belly. This is pseudoscientific nonsense that is supposed to “stimulate acupressure points” to prevent seasickness. In case you needed any more evidence that this women is not mentally well, and is passing that to her kid

How many sticky dots does the kid need? wtf am I watching. Slap an AirTag in his fucking pocket and be done with it

One or two of these things is perfectly fine. At this point just keep him in the room.

They would not survive one day back in the 80's :)

For some of our children who wander or get overstimulated in new places, this is a literal lifesaver 🤩 Peace of mind is underrated,truly