the way this is actually genius omg😭

Yall stupid if she swings it hard enough to hurt someone that sock will fly right off before she hits them.

Why not a condom, it's so slippery and lubed up so it will just work every time instead of just once

As a dude, this is ingenious, as well as a good tactic!

Ok, now hear me out Gun

Then they grab the bat after the second attempt and no more you

Joe Pesci has entered the convo

I'm gonna compromise since many people are adamant on not liking guns I suggest either using a repeating crossbow or a spear as your home defense weapon This way you have distance against your attacker and don't need to aquire much skill to use either of these

I THOUGHT THATS WHAT THE 2ND AMENDMENT WAS FOR

😭😭

Buy a gun

Just use a gun. People do all this overcomplicated shit to preserve the "guns ate bad" argument. What's worse, having to shoot someone or bend assaulted?

jus dont kill em

Nice bat…

Taking notes 📝

Psychopathic*