“Shipwrecked sailors??? They’re Narco-Terrorists, you bonehead!” GregGutfeld tears into whiny Democrats for calling dangerous drug dealers “shipwrecked sailors”

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@greggutfeld Greg really needs to be FIRED! He's so unhinged. He's up Trump's butt so much he can see all of his polyps. Remember when Greg was a LIBERTARIAN instead of a MAGA whore? RATINGS... that's all it is...

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@greggutfeld Why Gillian Turner? She sneers whenever Trump succeeds. Your viewers deserve better.

@greggutfeld I don’t always agree with Harold but he’s so funny.. telling Jesse to ‘go back to not knowing’ about menopause was HILARIOUS! 🤣 Even thinking about TARLOV raises my blood pressure and I really don’t understand why they allow her to LIE AND ANNOY US! Keep Harold on PERMANENTLY!

@greggutfeld It’s disgusting how they all run to the cameras in defense of foreign cartel drug runners, but couldn’t OR wouldn’t say a single word of Condemnation or compassion to the victims families who died from rape and horrific acts of violence like being set on fire 🔥 on a subway.

@greggutfeld Dems were all OK when Obama killed OBL 10 years after 9/11 for killing 3K citizens but not Ok going after cartels whose drugs kill 100,000+ every year? Give me a break. If anyone was a clear and present danger to the US, the cartels would be it.

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@greggutfeld Doesn't matter who they fucking are. Could be Nazis or Japanese sailors. Either way, once you sink their boat you don't machine gun them in the water.

@greggutfeld The Dem pearl-clutchers trying so hard to rebrand fentanyl-slinging cartel goons as "shipwrecked sailors" needing a hug and a life jacket, while ignoring the 107K American kids OD'ing on the poison these speedboat pirates haul across our borders. 💥😘

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Funny thing about Washington laughing on TV they always hope the audience doesn’t know what the briefings actually showed. Greg Gutfeld mocks Democrats for calling cartel operatives “shipwrecked sailors.” It’s great TV. But here’s the rest of the story with receipts. RECEIPT 1 The Pentagon footage didn’t show a firefight. According to the December congressional briefing (WaPo, AP, Reuters), the second missile hit two survivors clinging to a capsized boat after the initial strike. International law (Geneva, Article 12; customary IHL) calls these people “persons hors de combat” meaning off-limits once the threat is neutralized. RECEIPT 2 The Pentagon’s explanations have changed three times. First: “The survivors were re-engaging.” Then: “We believed they might re-engage.” Then: “They attempted to right the boat.” Each revision came after members of Congress demanded clarity. RECEIPT 3 Polling isn’t on Gutfeld’s side anymore. The “71% support” stat he parrots? Outdated. New polling. Reuters (Nov 2025): 51% oppose the strikes once learning about the second shot. Time Magazine (Nov 2025): Majority want de-escalation, not undeclared Caribbean warfare. RECEIPT 4 Fentanyl doesn’t enter America on cartel speedboats. DHS, CBP, DEA reports (2019–2024) Over 90% of fentanyl seizures occur at land ports inside vehicles, usually driven by U.S. citizens. The Navy isn’t stopping the pipeline it’s producing headlines for politicians. RECEIPT 5 Republicans making jokes voted against key addiction treatment funding. 2022 SUPPORT Act expansion? Blocked. 2023 MAT (Medication-Assisted Treatment) funds? Blocked. 2024 overdose prevention grants? Blocked. Funny how the “cartel crisis” only gets attention when missiles are in the air. And here’s the part Gutfeld, the Pentagon, and half of Congress hope nobody says plainly. You don’t accidentally kill survivors after the threat is neutralized when your comms, your ROE discipline, and your oversight are airtight. You only get there when the system is sloppy all the way down. Washington sells the strike. Washington hides the footage. Washington mocks anyone who asks about the law. Because in D.C., cartoon villains make better television than the messy truth of unapproved military missions and shifting stories. Say “cartel” loud enough, and maybe nobody notices the part where Congress never voted on any of this. And now you know…the rest of the story.

@greggutfeld Heinz-Wilhelm Eck, commander of U-852, who was tried by the British & hanged in 1945 for ordering the machine-gunning of survivors from the Greek freighter Peleus. If you voluntarily listen to Greg Gutfield. What the fuck is wrong with you?

@greggutfeld They make it sound as though they were all stranded on Gilligan’s island

@greggutfeld Show us the proof shit head....You really are a fucking lying pathetic pedophile protecting pussy ass bitch you moron, and you have not a fucking clue what your talking about, what the laws of War are or anything to do with the UCMJ, so SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DUMBASS...🖕🖕

@ruggy006 @greggutfeld Prove it, fuckhead!

@greggutfeld I think it was only fox news that had to admit that they were fucking liars as part of the billion dollar lawsuit. They said if you believe what they say, that's on you. So fuck this loser and fuck all you who still watch fox news

@greggutfeld Man they’re just worried about Inflation after Hunter spent so much in legal fees

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@greggutfeld I was stunned when this guy called them shipwrecked “sailors” - yeah bozo, they’re sailing tons of drugs that kil* Americans!!! This whole ‘narrative of the week’ has to be a joke

@greggutfeld @KennedyNation , don’t you get the cookies out of the house when you go on a diet? Get the drugs out! Especially the fentanyl.

@greggutfeld Dumbass..it is the law..

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@greggutfeld Greg is my People!

@greggutfeld Actual footage of shipwrecked sailor narcoterrorist.

@greggutfeld I despise Gillian Turner. Completely worthless.

@treadaway_117 @greggutfeld These are people that hate us and are bringing poison to kill us so forgive us for killing them first fkn idiots

@greggutfeld Doesn’t matter who they are - murder is illegal.

@greggutfeld Zionist propagandists like Gutfield are drooling over the possibility of pulverizing Venezuela like Gaza bc Maduro, like Chavez, doesn't rollover like a beaten, submissive dog for israel.

@greggutfeld Love you Greg! Emily and Jessie too, but @GillianHTurner is always so negative, hates President Trump and so monotone! I don't see how she got a job at @FoxNews she needs to be with those hags on The View 🙄

@greggutfeld Greg is the best!

@greggutfeld Well after the 'Maryland dad' we shouldn't be surprised. #LiberalismIsAMentalDisease

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@greggutfeld Joe Biden advocated for it. Watch him explain it.