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Should this become Standard issue for the USMC?

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Jusoon3 months ago

dude, it would be catastrophic. Navy dentists would be overrun with marines who broke their teeth trying to eat their magazines.

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BBToao3 months ago

Yeah, now they're gonna think it's an MRE....

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TxJarhead3 months ago

Now I have to take this to the next gun show to see if the same guy that had these will do it for me 😏

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grumplestiltzkin3 months ago

I'm conflicted. The initial reaction is 'yes, take my money' (either for the mag or laser to make my own). But.. the crayons are food. This gets much darker. It implies either wasting food, or eating rounds. Maybe just next level dark humor.

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Kal Spriggs3 months ago

No, because when you tell one to eat a crayon there will be an unfortunate effect. We love our crayon-eaters, we don't want them to eat a round.

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Chuck3 months ago

My magazine > your magazine

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Ricardo Caiano 🥯☕3 months ago

Er...slight problem with this :

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Josh Montgomery @Bloodyfellow3 months ago

Well they do come with a green tip 😃

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The Holy City Gambler3 months ago

All the bite marks would potentially cause issues when reloading the mag.

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ULTRA Gritty Biker DAD3 months ago

And there are powders that you can buy now that would fuse colors onto every crayon. That’s a must!

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Junkyard-Tactical3 months ago

It not an MRE....somebody gonna get hurt now

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Andy Jones3 months ago

The Crayon thing is exhausting........

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Southern FFA Family3 months ago

Yes. 😂😂😂😂

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Stone Thompson3 months ago

Depends, does the laser engraving impose more tax burden on Americans.

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Kynnelo 👁️🌌✨ キꜜ​ネロ3 months ago

idk man... marines might try to eat it 🤣

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Farlander7623 months ago

Mine's better.

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Ginger Minge3 months ago

@CultLaser

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Suvulaan Viintaas 🌋🐲3 months ago

Better not. They might start eating bullets and injur themselves on accident.

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Yxji & Mason 🟦🟨🟥🦔3 months ago

What is it for? Schools?

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DeBeastro3 months ago

They can’t stomach the idea that the crayons are being fired away from them.

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Joey S3 months ago

NO! Magazine is labeled snack and yet does not contain snack. Do not eat. M855/A1 is not nutritious.

𝕃𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕕's profile picture
𝕃𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕕3 months ago

Mama always said don’t play with your food.

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Vdub3 months ago

No. They eat those. They will think food is in there and it will fry both their circuits. "But i use these to kill... but it says food... but..." and we dont want them to judge every caliber by mouth feel.

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David 🇺🇸3 months ago

Some people have to mich time on their hands.

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TwistedJonathan3 months ago

Too expensive… Marine Corps don’t have money.

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PhillipeXMN3 months ago

i wonder if that file is available anywhere. my buddy has that machine.

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Bored Kaiju (HIATUS)3 months ago

No, you're not supposed to use food as ammunition

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Crispus Attucks, Esq 🥃3 months ago

I need these…

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wormfood3 months ago

No, they'll eat the ammo and get mad that it's not actually crayons. You don't want angry and confused Marines...not unless you're about to let them loose in a hostile foreign territory.

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Meat and Potatoes3 months ago

As a Marine, I approve.

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