silly slaanesh sorcery #warhammer40kㅤ

A Tzeentch cultist tries his best

guys I wouldn't normally say this but like... anyone feeling weirdly tempted right now? like you're ready to submit your soul to the ruinous power for some reason? Idk just me?

Ooouuaugahhahaghahj he did such a good job fuuuuuuckkkmk

Thoery: Daemonettes have lobster claws because that was equivalent of cat ears to eldar.

He could literally just paint the Sisters of Battle purple and give them massive bazumbas and boom. But crab fetishists are having the time of their lives and you know what? Good for them.

It is actually kind of insane to me how unsexy Warhammer 40K is. Despite the fan base's best efforts it is just so unending terrible that not blue humanoids, giant buff vampire dudes, literal embodiments of lust, etc can really do it. It's like I'm an actual imperial citizen!

This peak is as underrated as those daemonettes are. That guardsmen doesn't know what hes talking about .

Bro this is like a bit from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

This is like a bad guy from yugioh describing his themed deck

This is Carl from Aquateen Hunger Force before he got fat, bald, and .

You did a fantastic job man

Getting massive Aqua Teen vibes off of this, in the best possible way.

I miss Juan Diaz Daemonettes from the '00s

Im getting big blank vibes from the guardsman, its the only way he could have resisted those claws and spikes

Aqua Teen coded

One of the main problem with modern slaanesh

Unfortunately slaanesh can never be as sexy as the tyranids…😔

Feels like a skit from hunger team aqua force lol

"the new batch" *mira esa verga del fondo* "mejor mierda hermano, sabes que, me voy con angron a ver si ahi si hay morras chidas"

@Sola_Requiem

Wait, is my Tamagotchi supposed to be making *that* sound while I'm reading this?

Me when I show my fetishes to normies

Should just stick to giving people space cocaine

GIVE JT TO ME

His bro really has his back. They’ll get him next time.

This is super amazing by the way

Hear me out.

the sorcerer reminds me alot of ignignokt from athf

I like the voice haha

Holy shit if this is Slaannesh then how nasally is nurgle- 0-0

We lowkey gotta kill that guardsman he doesn't know game when he sees it