SOON: Maria Bartiromo, new Press Secretary.

Maria Bartiromo: “My shrill banshee press briefings will begin promptly at 1pm so don’t be late or I’ll start screeching non stop!”

He is hiring everyone from Fox News so I could see that happening…. Plus , she lies so well for him . Has been doing it for years… In her Russian hat and all 😂

A hungover Maria Bartiromo might accidentally become the most transparent press secretary in American history. One night of drinking and suddenly the American people get the unedited transcript.

@gobacktosanity I was just thinking that, I’m betting you’re right! …Trump knows an ass kissing lying sycophant when he sees one…

But…but…she’s not blonde and she’s not young.

Exactly. That voice will grate on my last nerve!

@gobacktosanity From money honey to press secretary slut

@gobacktosanity She was paid $10 million a year.

@billfariello @gobacktosanity Dear goddd… lying pays well.

@NotHoodlum @gobacktosanity Shit yeah it does

Agree.....all FOX Entertainment simps end up in the WH

She'll have no problem believing any lie Trump tells.

Good call.

A hungover Maria addresses the press corp. "Anyone of you pricks move, and I'll execute everyone of you motherfuckers!"

Timely. She’ll have a smooth transition from Fox to the White House briefing room. It will feel like she never left Fox. 🤨

🚨 Ladies and Gentlemen... let the betting begin. 🤪💰💳

Maria ButtAroma will fit right in.

Her voice. Its like scratching long fingernails across a blackboard. . . screeeeeeecchh😅

Goes from CNBC Money Honey to liar-en-chief.

This will be great !!! .... She will punch out Caitlyn Collins ! Big Maria Barrto has a legendary fiery ITALIAN temper and ITALY is her homeland,.... she was born there

She is the most annoying human on television.

Oh geez, that voice.😫😫😫😫

🦊🦶🏃‍♀️😂

😂😂😂😂😂

Oh. Umm, that kinda makes sense.

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

High probability. How pathetic to note that Trump was forced to take so many Fox employees because there were no other people that he could accept working for him, for fear they would push back against his moronic incompetence or cruelty.

@USA_Over_Party Huckabee called Maria Bartiromo a “he/she”. What’s in her britches, asked Nancy Mace. Probably.

I would not be the least surprised, but I doubt she is blond enough, or young enough for Trump. Also I suspect her drinking might be a problem too.

Oh fuck, you probably right. 🤯

Who?

I’d like the other SOON, please!

@batteryguyct1

I mean this is 💯 possible!

Any liar will do probably.

Oh God, no 😳