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Disqualifying as a football analyst. Doesn’t matter if you played the game or not but you have to enjoy food

Love a press box food spread! (didn't have to prepare it, don't really care about eating healthy, just doing it to pass the time anyway)

This is offensive.

please tell me you mean “cooking” where you’re saying “eating”?

kinda? Obviously sitting and a restaurant and being hand delivered incredible food is great. But that isn't an average eating event. The average eating event is conditional on me preparing my own food, and that is largely an unsatisfying prospect

you need a diagnosis

Ben this is nuts bro

You’re a sick fuck

youve never been more right

we will emerge victorious