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Can't believe how underwhelming all the footage of America's military parade is. 250 year anniversary for the world's biggest military and they get troops trotting along out of sync, isolated tanks rolling through to complete silence, small crowd, no cool displays of precision marching or cool tech, and lame country music to cap it off. Embarrassing. And they're saying this cost over $50 million? Real late empire vibes.

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They're just walking

Least auraful anthem ever

Apparently the music playing here is Lizzo

This is quintessentially American.

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Bro… it’s so over. Our military parades have sponsors.

Honesty disgusting did the parade really need sponsors?