Spring TX antique shops are under siege from a literal butt pirate.

Oh but I'm the weird one for my OCD having me wipe down groceries when I get home, other various things I buy, putting new dishware through the dish washer, hand sanitizer after the ATM, gas pumps etc 🥴🤢

I’ve never wanted an update more than the one that I hope will come. WTAF

Mind blown. This is definitely a new low for the whole human race.

What does he do in the produce section of the grocery?!?

Omg this is very close to where I live. 🤦🏾‍♀️ Now every bald man I see is getting side eye.

I'm sure he'll be caught soon. Great pictures of his face. Great evidence. Who the hell thinks of doing anything like this? Why would anyone do something like this? I am shocked. I am disgusted. I feel sorry for those shop owners who now have to clean up after him.

A horse stomper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "don't even think about it."

I hate to judge a book by its cover but in this case I’m making an exception.

Antiques are supposed to be part of posterity not posteriors!

Can you imagine picking up an item and randomly getting a whiff of dookie? Touching it?? Biohazard. Jail immediately