Squirrels have fired the first shots in their long-planned assault on humanity, with daring assaults that took out power in Castle Rock, CO two days in a row.

I have family in CR 😂

@KyleClark don't be naive, I heard a story once about a Raccoon that climbed a Oak Ridge National Laboratory building and dove to his death over a barbed wire fence onto a transformer that took out local power...they are working together & we must gather our forces for an attack.

I imagine that the vast majority of people will be surprised when the squirrels make their move for global domination, but I'll just be shaking my head at those little fuckers and saying "I always knew..."

#TeamSquirrels

I, for one, welcome our squirrel overlords 🐿🌰

The CRISPING! ☠️☠️☠️

Has Iran developed technology to control squirrels to harm our infrastructure?

Squirrels are evil I've been fighting squirrels for decades now Every year they destroy something around my house or in my garden Squirrels are evil

After the upcoming mass extinction maybe the squirrels will take over the planet…

This is the Orcas all over again!

Let's hope they are this efficient with the data centers

@DocDeezWhat you guys been busy in Colorado??

Remember what they did to Peanut. It’s just the beginning obviously

Squirrels entertain my dog and that entertains me. Now if I could suffer a power outage to fry all the rabbits in Northern Colorado, I’m onboard.

@NotHoodlum

CPW just released a small bear and a mountain lion in the area. 🤷

You think your squirrels are bad @KeraRolsen?

Sounds like it’s open season on the tree rats, it’s them or us.

Its time to battle the squirrels,

Such a waste of squirrel. 🐿️ My first common-law husband took me hunting to see if I could handle the country life. He shot a squirrel's head off and picked it up. 😬 Yes, I cooked it with dumplings. Delicious, a little boney though.

Squirrels will continue to be bigger infrastructure threat than rogue AI.

They are plotting a takeover. Be warned.

🐿️🐿️🐿️

It was bound to happen. Hamsters are next!

Just call it what it is, Kyle: TERRORISM!!!

It was only a matter of time

And people were worried about A.I. taking over humanity…

There used to be a Twitter account that listed incidents like that

Armegeddon from the rodents.

Hahahahahaha! Down with humans.

We need to know whether those squirrels are Republicans or Democrats!