Stores getting rid of self-checkout

Hell yeah The Bloodhound Gang shirt is🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

‘It’s like gettin rid of titties because people are drinking the milk’ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

hahahahahaha

No more ‘choose your own discount’ section?

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Some of the most frustrating minutes of my week. The damn things never work right.

On average across domains - sketch, stand-up, podcasts - you are my favorite comic, and in the top five in each category. You keep me laughing all week! So good! 🤣❤

@columtyrrell I wish my mom got rid of her titties because I was drinking the milk. Instead all I hear now is “stop calling me mom, it’s Roger, you transphobic bigot.”