TAKE THAT TROLLS!

Remember, it’s OTHERS that get baited easily

Choke on it Phil, Detroit style.

Wow, his wife told him about the pizza...just like how his dad told him about Pete's Subs before they were Subway. This guy lives life at arm's length away from life itself

So he just parroted what he saw on a vlog… What a culinary critic of the highest calibre!

I don’t think Phil could possibly be even more unlikable.

Imagine eating a tasty pizza and first thing in your mind is something about da trollz.

The reply only needed to be "how many times did you reuse that paper plate?"

"She TOLD me everything about it" "I WATCHED A VLOG" So, nothing based on direct experience, as always

I figured out why it looks weird when he eats, he doesn’t like it when food touches his lips

Seems like most chain pizza places make Detroit Style the same way Domino's does, even Little Caesars. The only places I seen makes them with the sauce on top is Buddy's (who created it basically) and either gourmet or a mom and pop place.

She still eats a lot snack style pizzas.

So he didn't give his own version of how it tastes he just recited someone else's take on the pizza?

I hate how smug he is

Grown man eats pizza alone in front of a camera while raging at obvious bait

We’re gonna see him choke one of these days and that Leo emoji will be the last thing he sees.

Mmm snack smack smack

"I watched video on youtube about pizza"..why? so you had talking points for your own video? lol, its weird. But apparently everyone had got their content for food reviews from phil over the years. ahaha

Why is he a bobble head?

The day YouTube boots his ass going to be so funny

God the smacking, makes me want to strangle this guy.

Lip smacking maniac

Smayuck

SMACK SMACK SMACK SMACK

REMINDER, PLEASE HEED OUR MAJESTY’S ORDERS:

What a legend

There are actually people unmedicated, just roaming the streets (but thankfully not, in Phil’s case)

Your wife is from Michigan? Home of the exorcisms?

If I have to hear this trog smacking his lips one more time, I'm going to clean my ears with an ice pick.

He watched a food vlahhhg you mouth drooling retarrrr-I shouldn’t have said that.

You mental midgets keep trying to tear down the goat but it will never work.

Middle aged man by the way.

When his parents go it’s gonna be another level of begging

Him and his fat fuck wife just sit around watching people eat all the time.

So he hasn’t had Detroit pizza…