Taxpayers paid Michael Bay $2M for this ad.

Who teaches the ss to delete their texts?

EXACTLY.

Nothing says humble like mastubatory aggrandizing.

Splicing clips together: $2M.

Not Just Another Ad... and... Yes You Need This!

All it's missing is the tagline at the end read at the pharmaceutical side effects' rate-of-speed: "Haitians, Mexicans, Puerto Ricans, Filipinos, Indians, Venezuelans, Muslims, Hindus, Homosexuals, Bisexual Men, Japs, Chinamen, Blacks who stand for "Lift Every Voice & Sing", and sub-Saharan African countries where Charlize Theron was not born need not apply".

“I’ve been shot! My beloved shoe!”

You know that’s a good point the only agency that’s not being purged as a Secret Service, right.

I produced commercials for 40 years and I produced $2 million Super Bowl spots in the 90s. It’s not that expensive the Stock Footage alone on this one was a lot of money.

My counter AD. $0.00, no tax money spent.