that time in 2008 during a press conference when sidney crosby randomly turned into dr. seuss

@fujowar the cadence he’s saying it too dr seuss wannabe ahh😭

@fujowar EXACLTYRKFSKDKSKDDO

green eggs and ham audiobook narrated by sidney crosby WHEN???

EXACTLY THATSWJDJWKDKWD

Butt and stuck/luck slant rhyme #genius

exactlyyyy and the hand movements ARE KILLING MEEEE

Bro is speaking in iambs

HFJEJTJEKFKEKFKDDWKKDKSKDOALE

Naw bro really said “Butt” 💀💀💀 I ain’t know bro had that in him 😭😭😭 Naw like I’m literally dead rn 💀💀💀 Bro is a true perverted freak and I freakin love it 😂😂😂

😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

i’ve had a long day and this made me giggle so much thank you 😭😭

LOLLLLLLL IM GLAD

Sounds like he reciting poetry 😭

rightttttt

i really think he missed out on his true calling

there’s still time

i’m giggling so bad i didn’t expect you to be serious

whenever it’s a longer vid i’m watching for the thread i gotta watch it on 2x so i can be as efficient as possible but i heard that and i was like Bro what is he talking about😭😭

i gagged at "my legs above my head" around 0:14

SAME I PAUSED LIKE HELLEOOFODOOFLE

@crosbyhistory87 Spittin bars fr

BROEOFNJEKJFJEKMDSKKWHNDNSJ

LIKE EVEN HIM RHYMING STUCK AND LUCK AT THE END DJSKDKSKFLWLDL

BAR!

wait why does this eat 😭

🫥

I KNOW. you’re the 3rd person to send me this HDJEJSKKSKSKSKSLALS

Stopp😭

he’s also directing traffic with his hands at the same time #Multitasker

Lmfaooo

Has there not been a remix?

i don’t think so it’s pretty good acapella

Nothing he said rhymes

he kinda ate at the end w stuck/luck tho

bars 😤😤😤

Hilarious.

Lmaooo this is a gem thank you for blessing the tl

he looks like macklin

if anything macklin looks like him but idk

Shuddup puckbunny

@LAZ4RUSRIS1NG You genuinely sound like the most unintelligent person in the world. Are you dumb

@LAZ4RUSRIS1NG Im sorry you feel that way Samalamathon

@malkinisms weak

@malkinisms Who me? Or the samalamathon?

@malkinisms you’re dumb af LMFAO

He’s always been so charismatic. /s

@WiLLoftheELDERS

this is incredible

he’s so funny