That’s it. He beat autism. He won. He completed the spectrum.

i wasn't ready for this but im sure that is actually what keeping all of that together

He needs to be stopped before that thing becomes fully operational

LMAO

Where are the talismans?

It’s Complete

King Kamehameha rolling in his grave

Inserting the Linkin Park cassette holding Chester Bennington’s oversoul into Star Lords Walkman is peak gauntletmaxxing

ok i had to look this guy up, and folx - it’s all much wackier than we’ve been led to believe.

@redbeardnft No one man should have That much power.

“Look at what they need to mimic a fraction of my Father’s power.” —Jesus of Nazareth, probably

That’s impossible. No one grabs Chuck Norris’ balls except his wife. 😂

I swear I have seen everything on the Internet by now. Then this guy shows up…

I gotta be honest ... with homies like this in the world, I feel pretty optimistic that we'll be able to survive any attempt by the skin-suited lizard people trying to bring on the apocalypse.

Bro said:

Next version up from the Zorg ZF-1 Pod rifle?

Going to have to agree with you here 💯

DOES THIS GUY EVER GET LAID ??

Had me at the Godzilla embryo sustained with testosterone from Chuck Norris’s balls

I’m actually a bit impressed but lost at the same time

Well I wasn't sure this would be very effective until he mentioned he had pure testosterone from Chuck Norris' nuts. Pure genius and a marvel of technology that will be studied for centuries.

you see, none of this works without chuck norris’ nuts.

Dude is the master of all the universe's in the multiverse.

He’s still missing something.

He is the chosen one

Not bad, but will that thing even work without a flux capacitor?

doesn't that look like yu gi oh handler

Rest in peace Chester Bennington ✊✊ 🔥🔥

@cryptobruh117 Is it bad if you know exactly what he’s talking about

''Who is that damned worm that ripped off Goku's hands??''