The assignment - do not need the ER this #July4th

You in our comments: I don't need these firework safety tips. I'm built different. Fireworks: You are a sentient gelatin and your cousin is one margarita away from trying to relight a "dud". You are *exactly* who needs these safety tips.

Could we get a remastered version with Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On"?

Pretty sure the licensing would cost more than our agency appropriation, but maybe we could swing a kazoo cover version.

The raccoon at the end did it for me. I will now try to not blow myself up on the 4th.

But what if the ER needs me?

@SwiftOnSecurity I only hope everyone is comfortable reaping what they sow.

@SwiftOnSecurity "Never use illegal fireworks" *does a video showing alleged illegal fireworks being used by them while recording* A bit hypocritical innit?

This is the only good tweet

💯🙌🔥🧨🎇

Kind of gory ,sorry