The Ballad of Ted Cruz

all my best hiding spots are still filled with meat, nick. i'm asking you to please help me hide my beer now.

@ChristnNitemare Do they know Biden isn't president of Canada?

Grande men south of the Rio Grande

Wasn’t his whole schtick in the last election’s debate that he wasn't the guy you drank a beer with (rather he’d drive you home)? So did he just give up on that? We’re going to be subjected to sloppy drunk Cruz now?

I doubt Cruz ever had more than one beer a month. The man drinks it on camera then probably spits it out and goes for his expensive wine.

@RexChapman Ted Cruz getting cirrhosis to own the libs

The candidates better address this to start the next debate

@RexChapman Maybe if he stops drinking he could probably finally tell us why they failed in Uvalde TX!

@RexChapman This is a microcosm of how Murdoch's machine works: Get a headline in his papers Have it picked up by other outlets Broadcast it on FOX News Plant a question at a news conference. Finally stage an event with a puppet Senator. "BIDEN IS TAKING YOUR BEER!