The Defense Contractor! Military-Industrial Complex Hype Video

Gawd I love this ads. More and MORE!

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Your creativity and accuracy is really good. Would be awesome to have these in MREs

Freaking gold. (Runs around at work pointing at people) “this is you!”

@elonmusk this is good learning material for DOGE and the product itself increases productivity

@elonmusk

I keep on seeing your videos for some reason, and they are fcking gold! Sticking with Zyn though! It also raises my morale slightly! (Does your stuff have nicotine? I need that! It would be cool to have a nicotine/caffeine combo so I could explode my heart!)

Oh ohh this commercial ain't a "joke request" is it?

Fund it! I wish this was around in 03-04. I was using a bottle of coffee syrup i acquired from the mess.