The Excuse Machine 😏 (Patent Pending)

Talking about some "Patent Pending" 😭 nigga this is illegal, you can NOT do this😂

Or maybe just have some fucking guts to say what you really think of them you fucking incompetent bitchass cowards. Also if the guy DIES while, say, driving in panic because of that fake text you sent, his blood is on YOUR hands.

So illegal spying 😐

Ok so I'm not the only one who thinks this is a really terrible fucking idea, right?

So what fucking happens if she's the one been a pig on our date, what the fuck am I suppose to do.

Fear of saying NO

Anyone lese realize that the advanced model gets you stuck with the bill???

And this is why modern dating sucks

The 256th 4:02pm of 2026