The Falcons picking up free agents

Tua on his way to Atlanta after being released

Kirk now Tua. Two generational bag getters.

Lowkey this dude is impressive

High key tbh

This would be even more hilarious if I weren’t such a diehard Falcons fan 😭😭😩😩

I'm a Vikings fan. I don't have a ton of room to talk lol

Cheers, bro! At least we can drink to our collective misery. 🥂

@TheBrohioan I love fans like you. People can talk shit about your favorite team and not only do you not care, you act all buddy buddy with them. Impressive

@TheBrohioan Gotta find a little bit of humor in the misery my guy. If not, I’ll def crash out 🤣😩

This is going to age great when Cousins ends up back in Minnesota

I think I thought I saw you try

Public Works gave him the super soldier serum wtf 😭

@TCus2408 Buy this guy some heelies!

Another Brohioan generational tweet

How many pairs of shoes does he go through in a year?

Can we sign this dude???

I bet every new trash man is a try-hard, and all the other ones look at him like, 'You better slow the fuck down.'

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If he does that all day his shin splints are gonna be crazy😂

Bro has JJ McCarthy 😂🫵🏼

Ohh how beautiful life was before AI

It's real buddy. Give this king his flowers

The falcons would be the most depressing fan base to be in right now. I’ll make the argument tomorrow

When minimum wage is triple the rate they paid you back in your home country😎

That shit look fun asf not even gonna lie lmao

Jets Defense..

My guy how do you keep pulling out bangers it’s actually incredible work

This is going to be hilarious when the Falcons beat the Vikings again…

I didn’t say it wasn’t, but I hear you lol.

You see this Indians? This is why your country is literally covered in trash. Lazy asses.

Falcons don’t have anyone this talented on the entire roster

Whatever he gets paid, he needs a raise.

Hell nah 🤣🤣🤦🏾🤣🤣 He mind as well sign up for the Olympic tryouts wit all that trophy like performance 🤣🤣🤣

What's the fucking hurry?

Laugh at this guy all you want but when these guys finish their routes they get paid for the whole day . Basically bust ass for 3 hours then go home for the day and get a full days pay

Why is the truck driver driving so fast?

Dude spends more money on shoes than he makes

Im exhausted just watching

@B2Trey Regardless of the joke, that’s impressive

Bro like the job Respect

This dude is potentially an Olympic athlete.

Oh shit look who is running the timeline again

@priceacarter This might be better