the fly has completed* the ultimate test: parallel parking

* parallel parking is really hard

What are the odds you could make the fly drive our giveaway truck

check your dm’s :)

Better than my wife

Ants timeline be like; "We gotta get in on this"

With that much space you can just drive in normally. Not positively updating my beliefs on fly brain capabilities because of this

can I hire that fly?

Fluber coming soon!

Fly 1 : women 0

definitely a male fly.

I don’t understand how this is possible. Like even if you simulate the entire brain, how can the simulated brain do things it wouldn’t normally be able to do?

Parks better than most women

the fly:

Fly is smarter than lots of american drivers

yes I would like the fly to drive my uber.

Driving rankings: 1. Men 2. Fly 3. Women

So easy a fly can do it

trucking companies are handing out CDLs to flies as we speak

Who knew you only need the same amount of brain cells of a fruit fly to parallel park like a sorority girl

The fly first timing a perfect sourdough boule to celebrate

This just in “Flies are better drivers than women”.

@TsukiIwakura 3k likes in one hr

Imagine being this capable, but just eating poop all day long

That’s remarkable, women can’t even do that

Asian women are now obsolete.

What did you name this fly?

Will there be any more tests?

Ohhhhh yes. Cooking something up at the moment!

Is that a female fly?

A damn fly parks better than half of women

create a twitter and make her tweet

Women, what's your excuse?

We actually have to repeal the 19th now …

fly is better than my ex at parking mashallah

@LegalPrimes I just burned my license.