The guy who invented coffee

you’ve got one? -Yeah. It’s the mammary secretion from a cow. Right. And how do we… get that? -Simple. We impregnate a female cow, wait till she births a calf, kill the calf, then steal the milk meant for it. Ah. And then? -Then we add it to coffee. And the calf? -Still dead.

Arguably, coffee drinking started the modern world we live in. Previously, people drank beer for breakfast. Which is why nothing happened for hundreds of years... Apart from the occasional cathedral.

You of course are more than welcome to buy us one

Always wondered how much ayahuasca you have to take to first come up with the idea of picking green coffee beans off a tree, drying & roasting them, then grinding them down into powder & boiling that up into a brew. Imagine how shite that tasted the first thousand or so times?😂

I think you need to stop going to Starbucks...

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Riots are just about to break out in the USA due to Trump's tariffs on coffee and tea imported from Brazil