The morning routine

You forgot a part

A mini honey packet in my morning coffee is like a sweet love boost, providing instant gratification to kickstart my day with a smile.

Lock in @BlooperBraves You know @BarstoolBigCat has already eaten 3 donuts this morning.

Smart move with the Dasani, Bloop. Can't risk that Coke sponsorship money

The wannabe Phillie Phanatic swings and misses again.

Whole morning routine, still no pants

Don’t tell me this isn’t Brian Snitker #Braves

The face in the ice water bowl sent me 🤣

Still no pants

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