The non coffee enjoyer mind cannot comprehend this

I have become coffee meme guy. Enjoyer of coffee and memes.

okay this is doing numbers so imma post my caffiene tier SS: prework out pills with 100mg caffiene in em S: a cold redbull A: double espresso with a cigarillo B: instant coffee C: starbucks americano D: Drip coffee E: latte F: dessert drinks masquerading as breakfast

This is where my loyalty lies.

Nonsense! All I need is my moka pot

When stoner bong science crosses over with coffee brewing.

Using distilled water and adding minerals back in

Too bad what comes out looks like Earl Grey

all that for some watered-down coffee?

Looks weak as hell after all that mess

Yeah that’s cool and all, but have you ever taken a pack of Folgers Coffee from An MRE and crammed it into your lip to stay awake?