The European mind cannot comprehend this

Only one vehicle wins, but everyone is a wiener.

Meanwhile in Europe

I actually thought those were European ambulances.

For some reason, I think Europeans understand a sausage fest.

Hate to be that guy Greg, but Barstool already tweeted this very original thought of yours 2+ hours ago.

This looks like heaven tbh.

This is Americas pride and joy greg. Nobody does wiener races better than America.

I tried googling the Wienie 500, unfortunately I didnt get the expected results.