The perfect house doesn't exi....

that is a fucking swamp with gators and mosquitos

But no.....

I took that ride all the way and don't get a house tour? Bullshit!!!

All I see in this video is swamp. Fully populated by 'skeeters, gators, cotton mouths, and possibly pythons. Nope, NOT interested.

The amount of mold and rate of deterioration would make this place unlivable immediately

gotta love the quietness of a 4 stroke boat motor

Calling an ambulance would be awkward.

Is that the route to the bourbon bowl??

I'm thinking there's a lot of bugs to deal with. But I do like the seclusion.

For anyone wanting to see the house:

I just got bit by 30 mosquitos while watching this clip

"Perfect" 🦟

How bad do you think the mosquitos are?

Yeah if you enjoy living with monster bugs, pythons and gators

@FloridaGirl314 Let me save some time for folks… skip ahead to about the last ten seconds.

The Acadians (Cajuns) and the Appalachians are the only two European people groups that became indigenous to America. They literally grow out of the soil in which they live like the wildlife that they share the land with.

The mosquitoes couldn’t agree more.

Looks like Caddo Lake, maybe? Video might be deceptive because I think the boat is returning to shore, not outbound, i.e. the road is on the other side of the house -- it's not out in the middle of a swamp.

The mosquitoes must be off the charts. 😂😂

The Bayou is Beautiful and Peaceful!

props to whoever cut that path through the pre-existing trees. No way that path is 100% natural.

Hard pass. 108deg summer nights, can’t sleep from the sounds of frogs, and mosquitos as thick as hell.

Love caddo lake

Lmao, there is a driveway on the other side of the house

But you’re not showing is that it can also be accessed with a car from the other side.

Last 5 seconds. The rest is useless.

creepy as stuff at night and plenty of places to ambush the owners of this perfect house...

True Cajun

Mosquitos. No

Glory, the mosquitos.

Bug spray.

Shit I forgot to buy milk

Tia Dalma lives there.

Until I hurricane hits the area and everything is fucked lol give me a mountain Lakeside retreat any day

Great, you couldn't film another minute to actually show the home upclose.