The Real Alpha Podcast

100% of the fucking time dude

Jake Humphries will be calling you shortly

"I owe it to my kids" 😭😭

We’re just going to take a short break to talk about CBD gummies, link in the description, 10% off your first order with my code URINALBONER”.

But have you tried Huel? Also make sure to do a 72 hour fast 4 times a week and take your probiotics

Gay. And being gay is wrong before anyone starts.

You better believe I'm bringing blood to that dick

@Jason1Foulkes @gatty101 @JackGriffiths68

A real man @curtiswoodhous8

Yes it means that I have to adopt a handstand. But that's all part of the sacrifice I'm happy to make.