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Theo Von asks Bryan Johnson about him comparing his nighttime erection data to his 19-year-old son’s. Johnson explains nighttime erections are one of the most overlooked markers of male health. He straps a small device to the base of the penis before sleep. It measures how many erections, how... long, and how strong. “My best is like three hours and 52 minutes in one night. So I’m at the 99.9 percentile for nighttime erections,” Johnson said. His 19-year-old son, Talmage, took the same test. JOHNSON: “His duration is 2 minutes longer than mine. Raise children to stand tall, be firm, and be upright.” THEO VON: “That’s hilarious.” JOHNSON: “Men who do not have robust nighttime erections are 70% more likely to have a cardiac event.” “If your d*ck is broken, something else is broken about you.”show more

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