There are two kinds of dogs.

@RyanPatrick1991 My son said, “this is the third time you’ve sent me this” I asked, “did you watch it again? Him- YEAH LOL 😂

@RyanPatrick1991 This took me out! 💀

@RyanPatrick1991 The voiceover kills me‼️ I can watch this over and over. 🤣 Now, I’d never name a dog Jeff…😂😂🤣🤣😂

@RyanPatrick1991 Well- sheeeeeet…. 👀

That was my favorite one

@RyanPatrick1991 Poor puppers might have gotten a concussion on that one!!!!

These “my name is Maximus…vs Jeff” videos crack me up. Perhaps, it’s because I have known too many ‘Jeff’s’ where this so fits. Same thing with the ‘Karen’ moniker. You know one when you see one. However, if your dog is dragging his butt around the carpet, his anal glands need to be squeezed. If you’re not willing to do it, dig into your pocket and go to the vet to do it. You’ll all be much happier and dog’s ass won’t be on your carpet and make your house smell like sh*t. He’s in pain.

@RyanPatrick1991 My dog

@RyanPatrick1991 My name is Maximus

@RyanPatrick1991 This is awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Only a dog parent could understand

When I was a young girl I owned a black lab, his name was Howard, my neighbor lady had a wiener dog name “Jefferine” but he went by Jeff. That wiener dog would hump on my big black lab like there was no tomorrow. I was chasing him off constantly but the bad part was, I think Howard liked it. He’d roll onto his back to give him a better angle and he always looked guilty when I caught them.

@RyanPatrick1991 How cute, he's drawing a heart.

@RyanPatrick1991 My doberman is one of the smartest, most impressive dogs you'll meet in public. And then he comes home, takes off his vest, and turns into a bumbling idiot that's scared of his own shadow... and a trash bag.

@RyanPatrick1991 Note to self… Don’t name my next dog Jeff

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I have 4 dogs. A Saint Bernard, 2 mixed bully/St Bernard breeds (rescued a pregnant St. Bernard, so the mixes weren’t intentional but they’re amazingly well behaved and intelligent AF). The Bloodhound however, is definitely female Jeff. Irony: Her name is Zeph. (Persephone, shortened) 😂🤣. She thinks she’s a retriever. She’s always bringing me back things on the farm, from the natural algae prevention pods in the pond, to the chlorine tab holder from the pool, if it’s thrown in while she’s watching. She’s great at digging for dead animals in the woods behind the house, and dropping them on your feet or lap, too. Then there’s the thinking a whole tree is a stick thing, where she runs into the fence with the ends, trying to run through an opening smaller than the tree she’s carrying. 🤦🏽‍♀️ So scared of her own reflection she’s knocked over a mirror getting away from it, too. Then she just sits and howls at you like “fix this”. 😂🤣

@RyanPatrick1991 Got both kinds! Any guesses who Jeff is?

@RyanPatrick1991 Dammit. That's my dog as well.

@RyanPatrick1991 😂😂😂😂

@RyanPatrick1991 We have one of each. 😎🇺🇸

@RyanPatrick1991 I couldn't stop laughing! Today, the cable guy came, and she would bark run off back and forth, all the while wagging her tail. Think she needs retraining. lol Plays fetch but drops the ball and then looks at ya like "NO you fetch." She's a total DIVA.

@RyanPatrick1991 Oh to have a friend named Jeff I could troll with this.

@RyanPatrick1991 @XGeoGreg It's like the difference between Republicans and democrats. Democrats being the Jeffs.

@RyanPatrick1991 My Dog before my friend’s dog. That’s the right order.

@RyanPatrick1991 funny everytime

@RyanPatrick1991 My latest family member is scared of EVERYTHING! She was my second dog discarded in SOUTH Texas and she had a tough first year. She’s living grand now though. 😉🤠❤️

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@RyanPatrick1991 PAUSE !!! However - your nuts are in his face .... And he doesn't have hands, so technically, I believe we have to overlook this

@RyanPatrick1991 Omg that was funny

@RyanPatrick1991 Ain’t it the truth though.

@RyanPatrick1991 Nipping those nuts 🤣

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@RyanPatrick1991 😂😂😂😂

@RyanPatrick1991 *And two kinds of people*😉”My names Jeff”🤪Were Always Entertaining AF at parties🤣🤣🤣 “Jeff’s” are the #1 reason there are over 40 (I think) seasons of #Ridiculousness 😆😆 Hilarious show and I still watch here n there, but it’s not the same without @chanelwestcoast 💞

@RyanPatrick1991 😆🤣

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