These things would fix dating apps

Your tits are as far apart as your eyes

I'm gunning for your holes

Why did you pronounce that like youre this guy?

how can you say something so brave, yet so controversial.

I wish I was your toilet seat.

Add women's body count

You are so cute

Well said sister.

Lol Brit nice shirt 😉

The few times I'm picking up what you're putting down. 100% agree

Better option get a passport 😎

Wait till the septum army See's this, you're cooked

Brittany for first lady!

Get the fuck off this app

I'm judging you

Damn you right. Can I see your feet now?

The value you're looking for is BMI. It's the ratio of height to weight