ThickAssDaphne breaks down why dating men in real life is an absolute nightmare, detailing how every guy she gets serious with has a giant penis, expects her to take massive pipe every single day until it wrecks her body, and then uses it as an excuse to cheat when... she needs a break: “Dating a man is like y'all be want to have too much sex... and the penis be so big, I don't never come up with no dude with a small penis.” “Every guy I ever be with like date them... I'm spending night at his house he's spending at my house, be too big.” “I'm like you want me to take this every day? I can't take that big penis every day, you going to wreck my walls man, I can't do that every single day.” “But now you going to go cheat on me cuz I can't take your dick every day cuz it's too damn big.” “So now I got to take this every single day... and I don't want to take that big ass penis every day.” “Every single time I date a dude it's a big old penis... I'm like goddang why is it so big? And you want to put it in me every day, twice a day.” “And I'm giving it up cuz I'm a good girlfriend... I cook, clean, suck, and we get it busting.” “I am a firm believer if you what you not getting at home you fa to go find elsewhere, that's just how I feel.”show more

Then you get a average one and cheat on that nigga 🤦🏾‍♂️

@ThickAssDaphne if you ever change ya mind I got a home for ya

@ThickAssDaphne Cheeky boy

She keeps choosing the same type of men then cry’s why dating sucks, and then you expect sympathy points.

This stems from niggas not knowing how to fuck as well, they think just because they’re well endowed it equates to mind blowing sex whole time he ain’t hitting none of her spots of pleasure, a lot of regular women say large ones hurt to, yall gotta learn women’s bodies

Again; the many woes of whor£dom

This makes absolutely no sense women you will never satisfy them because if he had a small dick, then you wouldn’t want to, so what the fuck

She little get paid to take dick she don’t get to have excuses

You only date men with size and that is fine.

Thank you I dont know why people are attacking her

You wasn’t suppose to take any dick before marriage in the first place 😂. Her explanation is purely the example of.

Girls like to say I want a big d*ck, if they get one nah is too big its gon break my walls😂😂😂

She’s a fucking pornstar no body will ever take her serious for anything

Ft: @ThickAssDaphne

Whores LOVE to make shit up like their pussy is soooo little . Like whore stop

Even married people don’t have sex everyday. This is what happens when your own personality is around sex

@ThickAssDaphne what are you trying to say

MEN NEED TO BE REAL, WHAT ELSE WOULD SHE BE SEEN AS? SHORTY YOU ARE A PORN STAR.

🤣😂

God Please Send Me A Women Dats Not Gone Complain about Stupid Shxt

This why I hate yalll I actually promote this dont get with me if u cant take it dumb ass🤣🤣🤣🤣

No days off you built for it🙄😫😫😫

O maybe get a 7 -9 dick dude lady lol or get a 6 but you chose thise dude lol they were going to cheat regardless tbh mamas

It ain’t nothing she don’t do on camera

lol 😂

Don’t make no sense

This hoe could’ve been a comedian

Shawty walls already wrecked.

I seen women go to the hospital in pain after getting rearranged from a dude that too big for their walls and doing too much lol. It's not a pretty sight to see.

now im squeezing my thighs thinking about that daily pipe

Shrimp gang 🍤